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Some blogs I know

  • Fat Man on a Keyboard
    'At first they came for the smokers but I did not speak out as I did not smoke. Then they came for the binge drinkers but I said nothing as I did not binge. Now they have an obesity strategy...'
  • My Shitty Twenties
  • Baroque in Hackney
    Any friend of JD Salinger is a friend of mine...
  • New York Bike Blog
  • Cocktails and Records
    ... what could be finer? A weekly tune from the record box, handpicked, dusted down, and lovingly described. Also the place to get answers to Major Questions Of The Day, such as 'is rollerskating the new trendy alternative to bicycles?'
  • Clutching the tea cup
    '... or staying afloat while monumentally out of my depth in foreign parts'
  • Belgian Waffle
    Prolific? Bien sur. Waffle? Not a bit of it. The best thing to come out of Belgium since Leffe Blonde, and that is saying something.
  • Non-working monkey
    'Why taking work seriously turns you into a cock', among other lifesavingly important career advice.
  • ishouldbeworking
    She should be working- somewhere near Brighton. But we are thankful that she is writing. Among other talents, an enviable ability to eavesdrop the choicest conversations...
  • Razorblade of life
    'Not so much cutting-edge as half-cut and still sliding'...
  • Nine foot Joe
    tall man
  • blue cat
    This blue cat fellow (he writes for the telly you know) issues forth an apparently effortless stream of grade-A funniness that has me overcome in turns by helpless laughter and shameful, powerful envy. There I've said it.
  • Joella
    Joella in Oxfordshire. Working for The Man while training to be a plumber (I think!). Loves gherkins, hates aubergines... and Fascists.
  • Jason Mulgrew
    Jason in his own words: 'I am from a blue-collar Irish Catholic family from Philly, complete with a chain-smoking tattooed dad, a short gregarious mother, a younger brother that despises me and a younger sister who’s pretty sure I’m gay'.
  • Clare Sudbery
    Another of Mancheter's finest... a textually loquacious word-freak, with quite a way with words.
  • Chocolate Sandwich
    Unusual delicacies from Gateshead, Tyne and Wear.
  • A Free Man in Preston
    Office life with unforgettable characters such as 'Stella, my eighties yuppie witch of a team leader', seasoned with occasional out-of-hours forays into the murky world of Lancastrian barbershop quartets. The writer is a very nice chap to boot.
  • Assistant
    another Jonathan! Sure there's a lot of it about...
  • what's new pussycat
    What can I say here? Just a very funny, engaging and captivating writer.
  • Bushra
    Bushra's blog/ homepage/ call it what you want
  • girl on a train
    ... and sometimes in an office and in some other places.
  • Dubsteps (formerly Hobo Tread)
    Thoughts of Skif, a Havant and Waterlooville fan exiled in Liverpool- possibly the most engaging non-league football writing to be found on the web- and with a little bit of politics, and plenty more beside!
  • Tired Dad
    The Man Who Very Nearly Fell Asleep
  • troubled diva.
    Mike, the self-styled 'Fairy Godmother of British Blogging'. He got us all published in a book, you know...
  • Glitter For Brains
    glitter! for brains!!
  • Rhodri
    Livejournal is much-maligned in some quarters which is perhaps why you haven't seen a link to Rhodri anywhere else. Be assured, though: this is a writer of rare poise, able to extract hilarity from the most humdrum of subject matter. Oh and as well as being a professional broadsheet journalist he's also the keyboard player with Scritti Politti (I swear I'm not making this up).
  • Private Secret Diary
    Dispatches from deepest Norfolk. Not that private and not that secret. Just consistently hilarious.
  • little.red.boat
    Cool name... really cool site!
  • 1000 Shades of Grey
    He's actually black and white.
  • Silent Words Speak Loudest: Unlicensed to thrill
    an exiled geordie in nottingham- no, in birmingham!
  • The man who fell asleep; Sadness and ecstasy in unequal measures
    The book inspired by this veteran site (A Year in the life of The Man Who Fell Asleep) features the 'sarcastic polar bears of north London' among other oddities that the author manages somehow to render absolutely plausible.
  • Emma Kennedy
    the daily weblog of BBCTV and radio's Emma Kennedy. The design and format (and the car number spotting thing!) may be copied from Richard Herring- but Emma has very much her own writing style. Consistently entertaining.
  • Pete Ashton's Internet Presence
    Birmingham's finest. Writing with enviable clarity on every subject under the sun since 2000 (a very long time indeed!). Now with added nice pictures of canals and stuff...
  • Tokyo Times
    Lee Chapman. Not the ex-Sheffield Wednesday striker (at least I don't think so) but an English bloke who lives in Tokyo. And tells interesting stories about it. Often accompanied by pictures.
  • Petite anglaise
    Petite, our very own 'cause celebre' (she was sacked for blogging back in the day, you know). The first novel now published, but she hasn't forgotten where she came from, oh no...
  • diamond geezer
    From London. And seems to have been around for about as long as the City itself. One of the 'Old School'.
  • Looby
    'An awkward, clumsy fellow; a lubber; a novice'....a venerated (if refreshingly irreverent) blogging institution. Lancaster's very finest!
  • RichardHerring.com
    The comedian Richard Herring's kind of online diary thing. Always worth a visit.

From the neighbourhood

  • Levenshulme Daily Photo
    We're a very photogenic little suburb, you know. The go-to place for arty shots of express trains speeding past sports centres, kids on scooters dissappearing up alleyways... and rain. Lots and lots of rain.
  • Love Levenshulme
    Handcrafted local blog taking admirably positive slant on all things M19. Equally delightful postcards available from libraries, butchers, and candlestickmakers the length and breadth of our part of the A6

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October 08, 2006

Comments

Pete Ashton

This is hilarious stuff - please keep it up!

Clare

Ha. Yes. Very funny hitting of nerves and nails on heads.

beth

Oh dear. Taking a step back is virtually impossible in this situation I'm afraid. You're going to have to do something so abhorrent that HE is the one who decides to put your too-quickly budding relationship on hold ... no idea what to suggest though...if ONLY you had access to a host of imaginitive and possibly slightly deviant folks bursting with ideas...

abby

I can only agree with Beth. I've experienced this remorse over acceleration of shopkeeper-customer relations before -- but there is no going back. You just have to hope the shop goes bankrupt in short order.

There was a Turkish restaurant across the street from us called Nazar that we couldn't walk past without ten minutes of outrageous gladhanding -- we had to take long detours to avoid the place after a while and were relieved when it switched owners. And then there is our kindly local Palestinian grocery store, where I made such a gigantic and fabulous display of sympathy while buying my Lurpak and hummus after the recent "troubles," that I have been embarrassed to go back again and have resorted to inferior Irish butter from the Butcher Block on the next street. And then, only last Thursday, we had an unnerving escalation of relations with our corner deli man after trying to give him a $50 Mets playoff ticket and exhorting him to join us at the game as our guest. He now hides when he sees us coming. Ach, you've hit on a rich vein here wor Jonathan -- I hope to learn valuable lessons from these pages in the next installments!

jonathan

Well I am at least glad to learn that I am not on my own, the outrageous gladhanding (as you so accurately describe it) of neigbourhood ethnic shopkeepers being apparently a family phenomenon. Mind you perhaps you are onto something there.. I don't seem to have any 50 dollar Mets tickets to hand right now, but do you think the offer of a complimentary main stand seat for Stockport County versus Peterborough next Saturday might be construed as inappropriate and unsavoury enough to warrant the immediate winding-up of a fledgling Polish/Iranian grocery store in south Manchester? Frankly I don't suppose there is much precedent for this manoeuvre, but it has to be worth a try.

Ben

I'm sensing there's a rich vein of social awkwardness to be mined here. You could be the new Ricky Gervais... ;)

mad muthas

i don't think you really need to worry about the rapidly advancing intimacy just yet. see how it goes - and maybe you can take the next initiative yourself - tongues or no tongues?

looby

I don't know if you'll see this Abby, but following your brilliant comment there, I've just followed your link to your site. You're a genius, and I won't say you have too much time on your hands, because you use it so well.

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